Answer Sheet

March 2010 Quiz
"If Sondheim Weren't So Clever"
Winner: SONDHEIMLICH


In this Quiz you must take an ordinary sounding song title and reveal the best Sondheim song title it represents.

1. This Evening You’re Most Likely Going To Laugh…
Comedy Tonight

2. Got A Problem? Behold the Female, Every Time
There’s Always A Woman

3. Life Seems To Dissipate More In Progressive 24 Hour Cycles
Every Day A Little Death

4. Clean Shaven, Good Smelling Men Do Better With The Chicks
Ladies In Their Sensitivities

5. Do Something About the Boats And Drink Up
Chrysanthemum Tea

6. Folks Are Congregating And Marching Without Me?
There’s A Parade In Town

7. Without A Doubt, You Are The Blame
It’s Your Fault

8. Nothing’s Really Good, So Learn From It and Count Your Assets
Now You Know

9. He Really Is A Louse, To All Three Of Us
You Could Drive A Person Crazy

10. The Salt Air Might Wash Away Our Sins And Troubles
By The Sea

11. I’ll Protect You From Anything, Even Your Partner
Not While I’m Around

12. My Memories Are All Of Products
I Remember

13. City Life Is Lousy & Loud, But You Make It Wonderful
What More Do I Need?

14. Be Curious About What’s Below The Surface, But Beware There May Be Nothing There
Ah, But Underneath

15. Your Actions Effect Everyone, Friends & Enemies Too
No One Is Alone

16. Being An Artist Means Focusing On Your Work, Not Everyday Bourgeois Pursuits
Finishing The Hat

17. He’s Good At Sex, Disguised As Dancing
Can That Boy Foxtrot

18. Air Travel Is A Necessary Evil
What Do We Do? We Fly!

19. Okay, We’re Bad Kids But No Grownups Will Help Us
Gee, Officer Krupke

20. I Can’t Help My Obsession, It’s In-escapable and Won’t Go Away
Loving You

21. Here’s What I Get In The Divorce, And Here’s Why We Need To Split
Could I Leave You?

22. When I’m French I Can Be Sexy, See?
Come Play Wiz Me

23. He’s A Lascivious Old Coot, But He’s Mine
That Dirty Old Man

24. Oh Brother, Meeting These New Girls Can Be Torturous
Agony

25. We Blew It, But Call On The Funny Folk To Make Us Laugh
Send In The Clowns

 

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