Answer Sheet

June 2008 Quiz
"Patter of Fact"
Winner: "HeyAdam"


Use the clues to answer these questions about Broadway Patter songs.

1. Who's the first Russian named by the Circus Ringmaster at the Magazine Editor's Trial? Who sang it first?
Malichevsky, Danny Kaye

2. Who knows “more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery”?
The Modern Major General Stanley

3. In what patter song do you find references to 2 American Indian tribes, a Biblical experience, and a volcano? What is the show?
Museum Song from BARNUM

4. What mercurial Cole Porter patter song had lyrics banned in the Boston tryout? What was the heavenly show?
They Couldn't Compare To You from OUT OF THIS WORLD

5. In what classic song do you find yourself “in your shirt and your socks (the black silk with gold clocks), crossing Salisbury Plain on a bicycle”?  Name the show?
The Nightmare Song from IOLANTHE

6. In what film/stage musical number does an elocution lesson become a tongue twisting dance number? What's the film/play?
Moses Supposes from SINGIN' IN THE RAIN

7. In what patter song is Greta Garbo's footwear compared to boats? What was the show?
Let's Not Talk About Love from LET'S FACE IT

8. In what patter song do huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou share a lyric line? What's the show?
La Vie Boheme from RENT

9. In what patter song does this lyric appear “Don Juan had once a royal marriage lined up, until he left some blonde Venetian's blind up” ? From what musical?
Don't Tamper With My Sister from ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE FOREVER

10. In what patter song do you find 27, 37, 47 and 57 items? What are they and what is the song?
Dinner plates, Butter knives, Paperweights, Candleholders from Getting Married Today

11. In what patter-esque song are “fat filibusterers” and “income tax adjusterers” mentioned? Who wrote the lyric?
The Begat, E.Y. “Yip” Harburg

12. What pattery opening number extolls the virtues of friendship in Trenton, New Jersey? What's the show?
We're Still Friends from I LOVE MY WIFE

13. In what patter song is the lyric “so the one who knows what happened to the bean is you” featured? What is the show?
It's Your Fault from INTO THE WOODS

14. In what patter song does the lyric “the meaning doesn't matter if the manner is expressionist” appear? What was the year?
The Garrick Gaieties Opening - 1925

15. What recycled classic patter song became a secretarial test about a floor wax? What is the show? What is the original source?
The Speed Test from THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE, RUDDIGORE

16. In what patter song does a magical actress sing of Hamlet, Euripedes and egrets? What is the show?
“Words, Words, Words” from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK

17. In what patter song is a stiff upper lipped ambassador trying to wrangle a deal for a treaty port? Who wrote the lyric?
Please, Hello by Stephen Sondheim

18. What patter number features the following lyric “How I relish her sweet pickle on the side with pumpernickel”? What is the musical?
Vegetable Reggie from CHARLOTTE SWEET

19. In what patter song does the phrase “the two-sided mint is the rule, not exception” appear? Who wrote the lyric?
Both Sides Of The Coin by Rupert Holmes

20. What fun patter number is a love letter to a famous Hollywood actress and her many married names? What is the show?
Elizabeth from WHOOP-DE-DOO!


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