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1. “The hands on the
clock turn ______ “ (7 words)
But don't sing
a nocturne just yet
2. “I must be a pervert
or a sexual deviator, day and night ______ “ (8 words)
My brain is
like a non-stop burlesque theater!
3. “Where the ballet is
so sweet with birds and roses ____________” (10 words)
That you break
out in a rash before it closes!
4. “For a modern Don Juan
or Sir Lancelot, _______________” (11 words)
I don't seem to
get out of my pants a lot!
5. “You can turn the
radiator on whenever you want some heat __________” (23 words)
With ev'ry
kind of comfort ev'ry house is all complete, you can walk to privvies in the
rain and never wet yer feet
6. “Marry a dope,
innocent or gaga… ______________” ( 18 words)
Marry a Khan,
Ali or the Aga, Marry for money or marry for free but don't marry me!
7. “The compartment is
air-conditioned and the mood sublime… _________” (10 words)
Then you
get off at Saratoga for the fourteenth time!
8. “All the guests of Mr.
Hackl are… ______________” (5 words)
Feelin' great
and look spectacula' !
9. “Thou art so adorish,
toujours l'amourish … ____________” (5 words)
I'm so cherchez
la femme
10. “Should there be a
marital squabble… _____________” ( 7 words)
Available
Bob'll be there with the glue
11. “You're romance,
you're the Steppes of Russia… ________” (7 words)
You're the
pants on a Roxy usher!
12. “I figure somebody
puts the who into folks, like dropping a stone in a lake… _______________” (12
words)
So maybe I'm
thinkin' I'm Abraham Lincoln and somebody made a mistake!
13. “The shiny stuff is
tomatoes, the salad lies in a group… ________” (11 words)
The curly stuff
is potatoes, the stuff that moves is soup!
14. “Love a coonskin to
knockabout with, … ____________” (12 words)
To start each
morning by giving out with a Rudy Vallee squeal
15. “She said I hate to
be pedantic but I'm driven nearly frantic… ________________” ( 9 words)
When I see that
unromantic sycophantic lot of sluts
16. “I figure she's two
drinks from the spot…______” (7 words)
When you know
what hits the fan!
17. “Girls in sarongs,
monsters in capes, ________________” (9 words)
See Scarlett
make a dress out of the drapes
18. “Looking through the
window you can see a distant steeple…. _______” (8 words)
Not a sign of
people, who wants people?
19. “He may be full of
hokum but of no complaint, _________” (11 words)
He often is a
bore but on a floor he ain't
20. “Since I reached the
charming age of puberty and began to finger feminine curls, ______________” (14
words)
Like a show
that's typically Shuberty, I have always had a multitude of girls

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