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This month's quiz asks you
to decipher the show tune lyric, based on the clue.
Example: The
precipitation in Iberia generally remains on a flat location.
Answer: The Rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain.
1. I’m surprised you take my proclamations of devotion
seriously, given my reputation of not telling the truth since my early youth
How could you believe me when I said I loved ya,
when you know I've been a liar all my life?
I’ve had that reputation since I was a youth
You must've been insane to think I'd tell you the truth
2. If you study the Bard in the near future your chance of
impressing a female will increase.
Brush up your Shakespeare, start quoting him now
Brush up your Shakespeare, and the women you will wow.
3. Although my ability to move like an Argentine or
understand books from Athens, as well as killing mythical creatures is well
known, other less complex body functions are much more difficult.
I can dance a Tango, I can read Greek, easy.
I can slay a dragon any old week, easy.
What's hard is simple. What's natural comes hard.
Maybe you could show me, how to let go, Lower my guard,
Learn to be free. Maybe if you whistle,Whistle for me.
4. I’ve got all of my snazzy outfit prepared, but I’m
lacking a female to complete the picture.
Got my tweed pressed, got my best vest, all I need
now is the girl. Got my striped tie, got my hopes high, got the time and the
place and I’ve got rhythm, now all I need’s the girl to go with ‘em.
5. It’s difficult to find a solution for this person, for
they are all over the place - silly, loosey-goosey and likened to a circus
performer.
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
6. Looking back on my existence, I realize I was not very
smart. I don’t think I ever deeply liked anyone but myself.
What kind of fool am I
Who never fell in love
It seems that I'm the only one
that I have been thinking of
7. The World Wide Web is favored for adult entertainment.
Some folks get insomnia from repeated late night actions because of this
phenomenon.
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Me up all night honking my horn to porn, porn, porn!
8. Let me reiterate that the chances of my departure are
slim to none, especially since you are the highest rated male I have ever
encountered.
And I am telling you
I'm not going.
You're the best man I'll ever know.
There's no way I can ever go,
No, no, no, no way,
No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you.
9. I am trying to locate my foul weather cover up, for
since he left I’ve had a lot of precipitation and around my 4 chambered pumping
organ.
Where is my raincoat? It’s here somewhere
Why wear a raincoat, the weather’s fair.
But ever since I saw him depart…
It’s been Raining, Raining in my Heart.
10. My paternal figure was smooth and nearly weightless as
he moved about in medieval slippers.
My dad was debonair and quite as light as air
In his very soft shoes
How he could dip and glide
And skip and slip and slide
In his very soft shoes
11. Make sure you keep your outer garments closed on a
blustery day, you need to stay in top condition, for I claim you as mine.
Button up your overcoat,
When the wind is free,
Take good care of yourself,
You belong to me!
12. I’d love for you to imagine yourself perched atop my
patella, imbibing warm beverages for a duo.
Picture you upon my knee
Just tea for two
And two for tea
Just me for you
And you for me...alone-
13. It is my belief that the earth’s rotation is caused by
feelings of warmth and romance, and if you don’t have this feeling now, it might
happen soon.
Love makes the world go round,
love makes the world go round
Somebody soon may love you,
if no one loves you now…
14. Things are highly modern in that Midwestern city, it is
about as high tech as a place can be, what with a building about 70 feet tall,
which could be the highest a building could be.
Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go!
They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high,
About as high as a buildin' orta grow.
15. After you’ve met this young woman you will never cease
to be enamored with her, but although you may try to woo her for an unending
amount of time, I am sure her preference is for myself alone.
Once in love with Amy,
always in love with Amy
Ever and ever sweetly you'll romance her,
trouble is the answer will be
That Amy'd rather stay in love with me.
16. Believe it or not, after the daytime, you might
encounter an unknown person from afar who catches your eye, even with a lot of
people present, and inside you are convinced that there is a future for both of
you.
Some enchanted evening
You may see a stranger,
you may see a stranger
Across a crowded room
And somehow you know,
You know even then
That somewhere you'll see her
Again and again.
17. I believe there are a lot of hep young women out there,
just awaiting the touch of my lips, so I am prepared to find them, as they have
no idea what a treat I will be, now that I’ve got to make up for lost time…
There are chicks just ripe for some kissin'
And I mean to kiss me a few!
Then those chicks don't know what they're missin',
I got a lot of living to do!
18. There’s no cause for going to a psychiatrist, and it’s
not unexpected, that you are not feeling like yourself. Your blood pump is
getting rhythmic, but don’t worry, I can help because it has happened to me more
than once.
You don't need analyzing
It is not so surprising
That you feel very strange but nice
Your heart goes pitter patter
I know just what's the matter
Because I've been there once or twice
19. I am curious what the crowned ruler is participating
in this evening. Precisely what activity is he after this night?
I wonder what the king is doing tonight?
What merriment is the king pursuing tonight?
The candles at the court, they never burned as bright.
I wonder what the king is up to tonight?
20. Take a gander at me, don’t I remind you of a blonde
50’s star who was known not to have sex? Until I have a ring on my finger, I
can’t relax horizontally with you.
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't; I'm Sandra Dee
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