This month I've
written wacky descriptions that, when deciphered, spell out classic holiday song
titles. Use the clues to find the titles.
Example: If a
West Coast Ball Team were yelling from the top of the stadium:
Angels We
Have Heard On High
1. If a Nixon
interviewer were made of solid H2O...
Frosty the Snowman
2. If Mr. Friml
were a rosy proboscised northern mammal...
Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer
3. If the
actor/activist Ron were metallic and duplicated...
Silver Bells
4. If Mr.
Prince's backers vocalized musically, listen!
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
5. If an infant
were afraid to leave it's nice warm womb...
Baby, It's Cold Outside
6. If Alice
fell down a rabbit hole into a snowy place...
Winter Wonderland
7. If a famous
Hispanic ventriloquist were made a monarch and misplaced something as well...
Good King Wenceslas (Wences Loss)
8. If you went
looking for stones in the vicinity of a decorated fir or spruce...
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
9. If a
Frenchman said "yes" to rulers in triplicate...
We
(Oui) Three Kings
10. If you
spent the Christmas holiday with the late Buddy and the current Angelina you'd
have what?
Have A Holly Jolly (Jolie) Christmas
11. If a
Southern lass sang a rhythmic song for a TV commercial...
Jingle Bell Rock
12. What a
group of baker's might sing as they pound dough to make holiday goods...
We
Need (Knead) A Little Christmas
13. The
singular form of comic Phil's surname and the 3rd title of a Sondheim musical.
Silver & Gold
14. If you knew
this cool chick like I know this cool chick...
Suzy Snowflake
15. Where you
might find a shingles meeting...
Up
On The Housetop
16. If a honey
of an insect dressed as St. Nick...
Be
(Bee) A Santa
17. If Ms
Burnett appeared opposite the Beast she'd be this...
The Carol of the Bells
18. If you
murdered people as you traveled about...
Sleigh (Slay) Ride
19. If Sir
Galahad were mute...
Silent Night (Knight)
20. If you
begged permission to coldly precipitate more than once...
Let It Snow, Let It Snow. Let It Snow
21. If you
created a habitat for 24 hour periods of yelling...
Home For The Holidays (Holler Days)
22. If Mr.
Coward were the original...
The First Noel
23. If Mr.
Shyamalan were made of Swiss cheese...
O
Holy Night
24. If you
spent Dec. 25th with multiples of Mickey Mouse's creator...
The Christmas Waltz (Walts)
25. If the
fussy half of Simon's couple celebrated Christmas South of the Border...
Feliz (Felix) Navidad
QUIZ ARCHIVE
